25 or so. i am emotionally distant, and i think i might have a budding egg allergy but i can't be too sure. four years ago i damaged my front bumper and for some reason people who have seen it 100x still ask me "whoa what happened to your car" as if it just happened. i guess because they can't believe i still haven't gotten it fixed. i always say "no it's the same"
inexplicably, in the summer of 2010, i developed an obsession with taking pictures of the tv while watching bridezillas. precisely when/how this began is as mysterious as when/how it ended.